Somewhere, The Great Porn Dragon is Crying

People of the second district, we need to talk.

Maybe you don’t get Abdul in the Morning. Maybe your internet service provider doesn’t allow you to check HoosierAccess.com. Or it could be that your television does not get Countdown with Keith Olberman. Most likely it’s that you can’t read the South Bend Tribune.

With all that, I still would have hoped your friends or family would have given you the memo on Tony Zirkle. Mr. Zirkle is the slayer of the Great Porn Dragon. The man who went to Hitler’s birthday party thrown by Illinois Nazis. And the man who won 16% of the vote in the Republican Primary in the 2nd Congressional District…. WTF!?!

Almost 6,000 Republicans in the 2nd Congressional district voted for Tony Zirkle… WOW. I had been hoping that only Tony and those 58 Illinois Nazis believed this stuff, but I am amazed that 6,000 support those beliefs.

Either way, you’ve not voted for Tony Zirkle as your nominee, and the Great Porn Dragon is very happy with that situation.

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Chris Spangle is the publisher and editor of We Are Libertarians, a news site and podcast that covers national and Indiana politics from the libertarian perspective. Spangle previously worked in marketing for the Englehart Group on behalf of the Advocates for Self-Government. He also served as the Executive Director of the Libertarian Party of Indiana and producer of the Abdul in the Morning Show. He now works as the web director of a nationally syndicated morning show.

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